So, What have I done this year...
I've bloody well got my life sorted, is what. I've been earning money, and paying some taxes. I have not been shagging as much and subsequnetly met someone, Someone I feel may not be a complete cunt like everyone else. I've taken up hand-stitching pillows and strange alien shaped pillows, And I've learned the art of HOUSEWORK! Apparently, keeping on top of housework does not lead to 3 days of pure cleaning hell. Who knew?!
I've been in 2011 for an hour and a half so far and well.. I am slightly drunk, But not in a depressed "I'll throw up upon myself because who fucking cares" sort of way. I'm more of a "Oh look at me, All alive and shit" drunk right now. I wish there was a spliff in my hands as I write this, But I'm visiting relatives and they can sniff out wrong-doing like a cunty dog at a cunty underground station. Luckily, They don't see drinking or smoking as bad for me, So I've indulged slightly. (HELLO, YELLOW SKINNED, OUT-OF-PUFF DEATH!).
So.. Bye.
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