I like having a Monarchy. I enjoy it. I don't buy the comemorative plates and mugs, But I like hearing that Starky bloke telling me stories about our Monarchy, Past and present. It interests the shit out of me.
Here's some Royals that have the Shelley Approval Certificate.*
- I have always had a strange fascination with Henry VIII, For the obvious reasons. I eat up all that shit they say about him. I even watched a programme telling me all the other stuff you don't hear at school. He was the boy king wernt he? Or something.
- That Edward fella that stopped being a King to marry a Divorcee, He was properly handsome! It's not often you can say that about a Windsor.
- Princess Margaret will always have a place in my heart. Triffling whores stick together, Dont you know! I kid, She was only a Whore by Royalty standards. I watched a few programmes involving her and several blokes. Each one more impressive than the last. Gwarn gal!
- Queen Victoria! Of course! (For those that don't know, I love the Victorian Times. Fascinating!). My reason for loving Queen Victoria is simple. She knew how to love someone fully. To feel so much for one person that you simply cannot see past them. She had two great loves in her life, Both she treated with respect and pure admiration. She also managed to bring down the government at the age of Nineteen, And banned any Tory from her wedding. Nice.
I'll finish this Post with a quote of by Queen Victoria;
"How am I alive after witnessing what I have? He was my father, My protector, My guide and advisor in all and everything, My mother; I might almost say as well as my husband. Truely, The Prince was my very life and soul." - Queen Victoria on Prince Albert.
*No such Ceritficate actually exists.
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